What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.