What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.