What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.