What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.