Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!