Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!