Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*