What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D