What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.