Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Ruff!
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Cache in hand.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Sir Lunchalot.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
