What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."