Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood