A midwife crisis
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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Decalfinated.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Can I please get a drink "
No woman wears the same attire every year.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Geometry.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
A midwife crisis.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
flatulence"
Everyone got swine flu
