What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a