What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.