How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!