How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !