How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!