How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window