What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.