Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

California Jokes More California Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box