Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!