What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.