What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.