What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too