What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.