What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.