Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.