Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.