What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction