Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.