Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.