Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin