Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.