Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!