Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful