How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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2 years of marriage.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..