What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )