What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D