What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D