What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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LANscaping.

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!