What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic