The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
My couch pulls outs
The trash gets taken out once a week.
A feminist
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
A legacy scholarship for his second choice school
An elven degenerate.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
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