What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Hypocrisy Jokes More Hypocrisy Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.