Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Wait.
He waits at the next station
