Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.