How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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One Jokes More One Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Erase Jokes More Erase Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.