Pool Table Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste