Pool Table Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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