What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.