What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.