What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter