How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.