How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj