One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
One is a runt with a cache.
A sumo shaves their legs.
Pubs
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*