What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.