What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.