What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.