What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement