I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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About 20kg.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
A: About fifty pounds.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
You've walked out of wife"
To sleep under it
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A moo-slim.
