What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently