What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!