What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.