What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.