What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear