What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.