Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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In Diana

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you know if balls are ticklish?

Testicle

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles