What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.