What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.