What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.