What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.