What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.