What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Anything to ease the pain.

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Urine trouble!

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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She over doses