What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist