What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.