Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!