Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.