I don't know.
snowballs
The variables aren't necessarily related.
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
I submit - Craven Moorehead
Because he got hit by a car.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Root Beer
An instagator!
The spelling and pronunciation.