Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator