Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion