Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history