Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!