Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller