Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !