Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?