Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?