What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.