What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's